Yeah, but the important thing is, he won that Michael Jackson contest because he “actually learned how to moonwalk.”

Twitter as historical time record. Brilliant.

Republicans are being disingenuous liars? Fetch me my fainting couch!

Some hero IT worker needs to make this happen. Damn the consequences.

He does love generals, and that dude knows Shaq, so that's cool. 

Which job do you get to enrage communities? That sounds fun. 

He aimed too low. Steal a billion and you’re a genius businessman. Steal $750k and you’re a crook.

I would be exponentially more likely to open my own engineering firm in my mid career if I didn’t have to worry about figuring out how to take care of my family’s health.

Treble damages are a thing for a very obvious reason.

I feel like that charge shouldn’t have stuck. He didn’t attack him while he was doing congressional duties, or even because he was a congressman at all. It was totally unrelated to the attack.

You would think so, but no. You can get it advanced relatively easily though. I think they do it this way so they don't have to automatically pay it out on separation. 

Other than the red dress they look almost nothing alike.

My new job you have to use your vacation that year. I’ve never worked somewhere like that. I have 3 weeks plus holidays and a couple personal days. I’ve always carried over at least a week or two at old jobs because I had too much to do to take vacation.

I thought it was a fucking joke when I first glanced at it. Is Clickhole leaking? This is crazy.

I thought it was a fucking joke when I first glanced at it. Is Clickhole leaking? This is crazy.

I’m sorry, what? This is something VA is spending money on? Is this really a necessary PSA that people aren’t aware of?

Probably 0. I’m guessing he has a garage (or 5) at home, and parks in a deck at his office. If he doesn’t have a deck at the office, then he probably has a special spot 15 seconds from the door.

If you go to streetview and look NE from this location you can see a tank on the left side of the tracks, and some evidence of burning at the switches nearby.

That interview was a disaster. He has basically no policies to discuss, comes off as boring, and a moron, and annoying, and arrogant, all at once. He’s awful.

Even in North Carolina there are propane tanks and stuff sitting next to switches. Sometimes with a sign that basically says “it’s cool if the tracks are on fire here, please don’t call the fire department.”

And those gifts would be taxed. So, that would be fine.