There’s no telephone exchange in the universe capable of handling that level of calls.

For slightly less food (and a little less slobber) but slightly more annoyance and derpiness, you can get a lab. They’re also loud, big, powerful, and protective enough to scare off any crime of opportunity burglaries. 

Mostly it will be Democrats in high tax states that are pissed.

The coveted LLL demographic. He’s surely doomed in 2020 now.

The Overton window is so fucking far to the right. 

If they make a right and then another right, problem solved! Sounds like half of them are driving back into Mexico. 

The touch to control the initial corner was pretty nice too. Gathers it cleanly in full stride. 

I got a CX-9 while my Speed3 was in the shop a couple times for recalls, and wow, it is impossibly gorgeous inside and out. Yet somehow, still too small inside for tall parents with rear facing car seats. And you have to take the carseats out of the middle row to get someone into the back.

I’ll give up the Rams if we can get the Chiefs instead of the Patriots, because without that “you got near Tom” penalty that game is over.

I could’ve sworn I saw footage of Trump repeatedly saying he’d take the blame for the shutdown.

Umm, he’s definitely a 0.001% asshole or whatever. Net worth to get you into the top 1% is only about $10M. To get into the 0.1% is $50M. He’s well above that. I don’t know that I can find data for 0.01% or whatever, but I’d assume he’s in the 0.01%, at least.

And then there’s the hit to the GDP from all the knock on effects. It’s going to wipe out gains for the quarter if not more. 

Good. I wandered into a Ford dealership today (to use the bathroom, doing a field survey for some engineering) and the Ranger is giant in person. 

That guy looks pretty brown and foreign. Better shoot just in case. 

*Gasp*. You mean I might only be worth $10 Billion instead of $15 Billion? The indignity of it all!

Where do I send my check to support this worthy endeavor? 

Honoring the day of a guy's assassination when you probably had something to do with it certainly is bold. 

Can we just all agree this time to vote for whoever is going against Trump in the general, unless they are literally Hitler, somehow alive at 130 years old, and out of hiding in Argentina?

Your wife reads Deadspin? You’re right, that is cool.

He’ll be lucky if he clears the concussion protocol in time for the Super Bowl after that beating he took.