I suppose you could use it for that, sure.

And model cement.

Seems right. I was never any good at that “cousin twice removed on my mother’s sister’s chiropractor’s side” stuff.

It’s not the result, but the fact I took the quiz in the first place, that tells me my life has taken a turn for the dismal.

Isn’t your brother-in-law’s brother also your brother-in-law? #drunkandconfused

I recently bought a Grand Caravan R/T (don’t judge, genuine need) and am very pleasantly surprised by the quality of the interior. It’s a very nice place to be and the uConnect infotainment system works very well (aside from the interface looking a bit 2006). My only small complaint is that they could have spent a few…

So you're saying that if we dump both Texas and New Jersey, it's a wash? I can live with that.

I like 'Hejira' very much. Lovely bleak imagery.

Don’t mention the war.

"Has my transformation into a grumpy, irrelevant Old completed its inexorable cycle?"

Easiest money in the world. Just set up an automated voice response line that waits five minutes (to give Bernie time to babble his idiocy) before saying "no" and hanging up.

He's a leprechaun. They're immortal.

As a recent medicinal user, I was surprised at the range of different effects different strains produce. Some are very mellow and relaxing, some are edgy and make me borderline paranoid, others are quite trippy and induce introspection and navel-gazing. I'm still working out what works best for me, but the differences…

Perfect for the well-heeled traveling OB/GYN in your life.

The thing is, the restaurants are paying minimum wage. The problem is that they're paying it out of the "tip jar," which means that the out-of-pocket wage bill the restaurant pays is significantly less than minimum wage in many cases.

Here are a couple of articles that show various attempts to reform the law, without conspicuous success:

While restaurant staff get minimum wage in the UK, there is minimum wage and then there is "minimum wage". Tips added to credit card receipts have been deemed by the European Court of Human Rights to belong to the restaurant, and are therefore available to pay wages. This means that staff can be paid a salary…

I too am an old, so I remember those idiotic interview questions so well. Whenever I'd get asked an oh-so-clever left-field question, I'd think, "What is this, a fucking Voight Kampff test? Are you hiring staff or hunting replicants?"

I guess it can be used as an ice scraper for your car in winter. Otherwise, I got nothing.

The extent of McLaren's slide has been the biggest surprise for me. I know they've struggled in recent years, but to see them at the back of the grid is pretty amazing for a team with the budget and resources they have at their disposal.