I thought “framed a joint” was some piece of street lingo that had passed my ancient ears by, and thought I was going to learn something interesting. Then I realized she just put a joint in a picture frame. Less interesting.

Not sure “like” is the right word. They’re trying to ensure Israel continues to exist so that it can be annihilated in the run-up to Armageddon.

The best part for me is that he seems to think the moon actually grows and shrinks with its phases, so that the “full moon” exerts a greater gravitational pull than a “half moon,” for example. As I commented on another post on this topic, I’d love to hear him explain where the 7x10^22 kg of mass goes when there’s a…

It would probably have worked better as the logo for International House of Onions.

Unfortunately, the unicyclist’s juggling pins were pronounced dead at the scene.

Made me look up “Mothership Connection” on Spotify and jam out!

According to the post, the character is supposed to be 1/4 Chinese and 1/4 Hawaiian (presumably ethnic Polynesian). That would make her 50% non-anglo caucasian. Emma Stone, on the other hand, is approximately 134% white.

Xena would make a formidable Borg Queen (even though I hate the whole Borg Queen story line).

Locutus?

Right in the feels. Didn’t expect that from this thread.

But of course.

The impersonation was inadvertent, but the story is reasonably amusing.

“This beer isn’t putting the fire out. Anyone got and vodka?”

Wow, if Chris Brown hates what he sees in the mirror, wait ‘til he gets a load of what’s on the inside.

That’s definitely another possibility. I hated the voice response on my old Garmin unit and have had only intermittent success with Siri on my iPhone and Dragon Dictate on my laptop. I was therefore very surprised at the quality of the system on my Dodge’s UConnect system. It works so well for phone, radio, digital…

Actually, it was the Z140BH, but I think the same thing happened across the range. The Z130 had VR, the 140 didn’t.

Now you’ve opened a whole new can of ham.

I suspect the same. Interesting to know there’s a bypass. Thanks for the tip!

Pigitude? Pigality? Pigification?

Calling it now: Taylor and Katy end up together by the closing credits.