YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE DO OTHER STUFF AND JUST LIKE LIVE THEIR LIVES AS BEST THEY CAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

MA DCF is a god damn travesty and a blight on my otherwise pretty decent state. I can understand why the hospital workers did what they did but DCF went WAY too far with this. Meanwhile, they can’t be bothered to check on the children of known abusers and drug addicts.

Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler FTW

You have won the Internet’s George Costanza “Leave on a High Note” joke of the day.

They call the show “Hollywood Medium” because it’s not well done.

I literally have this show memorized. In the car I sometimes I sometimes sing “Notes”, which is a conversation between 5 people. I like to give each person a different voice.

TFW you realize you married Andrew Lloyd Webber

My dad took me to see that when I was in 6th grade and it is one of my fondest childhood memories of time spent with him. He skipped me out of school that day and we took a bus to Toronto and saw it there. I just remember getting all dressed up and feeling like I was all fancy and special going to a show in the big…

Edgar Wright movie with Jon Hamm!!!!!!

Derp. I didn’t mean the typo was important. Derp-derp.

Right, yes. Our bodies have ways of shutting things down.

I’m not downplaying how bananas “tourist class” is on all levels

not just that, salvadorian women have been thrown in jail for miscarrying

Is this one of those situations where a woman can just decide not to get pregnant, like she can decide not to get raped?

That would seem like a logical step.

Well, maybe they’ll at least help women get improved access to birth control?

I can’t tell if “tourist class” is the funniest or most offensive thing I’ve ever heard.

I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…