Mrs. Roper’s Caftan is my favorite. My name is so lame but I’m kind of lame. I use Celia on the internet because it’s close to my real name, but my real name is fairly unusual.

SpaceVomit. I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard.

QueefLatina is my fave. There is a Moist Groin Supper, which is now burned into my brain forever.

I still can’t get over KateBushWacker. Gets me every time.

Eleanor Boozevelt is my hero.

New rule (really should be an old one)-never make a comment about a woman being pregnant unless she tells you. I'm sorry that happened.

Why should you feel bad for firing someone who failed you? You hired an accountant to provide financial services, he/she fucked up and cost you a lot of money, you have no reason to keep paying them to screw up your taxes in the future!

The receptionist at my doctor’s office congratulated me today. “For what?” I asked. After a pause, she replied, “ ... you’re expecting?” “No, just fat,” I said, as I hurried out the door. Thanks, universe, for the reminder that my body is wrong. This has been happening for a decade, at least. I already felt too…

I’ve been waiting for this all week.

I’m very sad because I can’t eat candy at all. But on the plus side, i’m home from the hospital for Halloween! And cancer-free! Yay!!!!

i’m all aloooooone! today i got a letter in the mail from the IRS: my accountant fucked up in 2013 and we owed 1028, so i had to spend a thousand dollars today. and then for some reason i glanced up and my ceiling is COVERED in water spots! from the rains last night! more money! and i owed my university 400$ and had…

Happy Halloween, everyone!

My husband said it perfectly years ago: When a man wants to get married, finances, lifestyle and time are not reasons, they are excuses. If he wants to marry you, he will propose.

If he doesn’t want to marry her, she has 2 options: get over her desire for marriage or leave. At least proposing to him tells her whether she needs to make one of those decisions.

Yes. If he’s not asking, he’s not into it. Our social conditioning has not changed that much. Men are still trained to go for what they want, and do.

Say what you like about Obama the man is excellent with kids and so adorable with them. I think we should counter every look what the idiot republican candidates have said now post with a thread of the President with kids pics, it would help with the collective blood pressure on here.

I kinda swoon at the Prez on the floor with a baby. I am going to miss this presidency so hard when its over.

Yes! I feel like if you can’t have that conversation with your partner, then you aren’t actually ready to take that step.

Because using emotional blackmail to get someone to agree to spend the rest of their life with you is a greeeeeeeeaaaat way to start a marriage, right??

I think it’s completely irrelevant that the husband fell ill. It doesn’t make the ultimatum retroactively okay.