Oh my GOD. I couldn’t figure out what that was supposed to be. It looks like some kind of sun monster.

The trippiest Woodstock since, well Woodstock. Nightmare fodder.

Yeah, I mean, obviously waving a gun around is crazy, but phobias by definition are illogical and irrational. It sounds like his coworkers purposefully triggered his phobia because they thought it would be funny to watch him panic, then they complanied that he acted unhinged while in the midst of a panic attack. It’s…

If they knowingly hung spiders everywhere after he specifically said that he had a phobia, then fuck them. Don’t play with people’s phobias. People who do that are the scum of the earth. Otherwise, don’t wave guns around. Not cool.

“Nobody’s comin’ to your sweet sixteen party, Louise.”

That all sounds...horrible.

Would marry Sully just for the lifetime of epic cuddles. He’s a walking teddy bear who would hug you back.

When she told me she had to work with both of those two groups together, I was shocked, because it really makes no sense. It would be like trying to coach a football team and a soccer team at the same time. Like, sure, they both are team sports and use a ball, but the fundamentals and goals are pretty different.

in one of my college classes we had a guest speaker one day who did anger-management-style court mandated programs, but they were for men convicted of domestic violence only. his program was actually pretty effective because it was designed specifically for men with that particular issue (he shared his success rates…

I wrote him in, because YUP.

I guess sexy vampires don’t count. Too obvious.

So, uh, keep in mind that Frankenstein made his “monster” in an effort to make the perfect human, and the only part that was messed up was his brain.

Remember when that Texas teen got off on drunk driving and killing four people because he had "affluenza"

The question was about monsters, not sexy beasts.

CNN is reporting that Owen Labrie’s parents begged the judge for no time, saying that losing his Harvard acceptance was punishment enough. If you ever want to see how this level of entitlement, assholeness and shittery happens, look no further than the parents. I wish them the worst.

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy

I want to be couple friends with Megan and Nick where we do old people things like puzzles and cross stitch with really crass conversation.

The cleaning staff were aspiring performance artists commenting on the disposable nature of culture.

Word. If it's about taking out his aggression on something, he could have chosen an outlet where the people really are not human — video games, for instance. It's also telling that his targets are vulnerable people, like teenage girls looking for validation or people posting weight loss photos. Again, if he didn't…

I don't buy the "people on the internet aren't human so I can say what I want" argument for a minute. He enjoys the thrill of cruelty. It wouldn't be satisfying if there wasn't a real person getting hurt.