We had a guy who would park his car on the street on the hill above the pool and he would just sit and watch our swim practices. Apparently he was an ex olympic swimmer and he had a pretty bad head injury (WHY WAS HE DRIVING? I've never got a straight answer on that one) and he was comforted by hearing/seeing the swim…

This was my first thought too. Like a 2014 Boo Radley. Friendly and terrifying.

That was my thought, too, but I inherited some dolls from my mother and have no idea what to do with them. If I knew where any kids were, I might do the same thing, with no note, because I'm not a "kid person" and wouldn't want their parents to think "babysitter!" or "stalker!"

"Clean up on aisle thighs" is the best thing I've read today. Or this week so far.

#notallbeards

For someone who has never read 50 Shades of Grey and never will, and will only watch the movie if I am VERY drunk with some VERY funny female friends, I have so many thoughts on this!

Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.

Sometimes, manufacturing defects in ice cream get to a point where it's better for both eater and ice cream to terminate it.

Real nice way to treat an A-list. I'll be sure to tweet about it,

The urethra burns with jealousy that the vagina had such a good time.

You would think it would stop shocking me by now, but somehow, it doesn't. Fucking fuck.

Sadly, mine would be full of "UTIs" and "fear of more UTIs" You people are complaining about being tired??? I'm BURNING over here.

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

Glad to see Dan Stevens doing so well in Hollywood. So many popular movies and blockbusters. He's EVERYWHERE. Same for Jessica Brown Findlay (Sybil). Winter's Tale was a smashing hit. I mean what actress wouldn't leave a strong feminist role to do bunch of sappy movies in Hollywood?

It's an easy way to find photos people have taken. If you use a hashtag with say your two first names and the year, you're friends add the #John&Jane2014 Jane can search the hashtag and find all the pictures. As can all of the people at the wedding. It's not about pretending to be Kim & Kanye, it's simply using a…

The last shred of a fuck I'll give about Lady Mary's love life is this: Dear God, please not Branson. I don't care which of the other boring dorks she settles on but please not the one guy worth a damn.

Staying in the kid's bunk shouldn't be allowed, just as policy, no matter who wants to stay there. I have found that church organizations in general are incredibly naive. They defer to The Lord often, instead of regular old common sense. I can definitely see how something like this could happen, and sadly, I assume…

This too:

I do a lot of work with churches and I stress the need for them to conduct background checks and fully screen individuals who work with kids. You would not believe how many of them don't currently do it or just out right refuse to (they don't want to INSULT anybody). I know this was not a church organization, but…

I am just going to leave this right here for anyone else who needs it: