You can have a ladyboner over Pride and Prejudice for its wit and examination of middle-class life and economic realities for women at the time. Loving Austen doesn’t mean you’re silly and swoony. (Okay, you can also have a ladyboner for Colin Firth in a wet tunic.)

I would legit read a blog about a bed-n-breakfast for dogs run by a 90s/early 00s celebrity.

As a wedding guest, I fucking love registries. Without one, how am I supposed to know if you already have a tea kettle or not? And if I can put money towards something I think my friend would enjoy (a tea kettle! a kayaking excursion!), even better.

I’m so sorry to hear about your loss and about the fuckers who think they can judge your family’s situation. As someone else with a sibling with a lot of problems, my heart goes out to you.

100% this. Heroin isn’t glamorous or fun or whatever else people might think. It destroys lives. I’m sorry you’re going through this, and I sincerely hope your daughter finds a way out of her addiction at some point.

Oh no!!! I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Love to you both.

Also probably couldn’t fit them all on a single comic panel.

I actually thought it implied that she was looking into private business, maybe in addition to her current job, not unemployed. Either way, it is odd, considering Rowling previously said Hermione was...““pretty high up” in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, despite the fact that she laughed at the idea of…

I subscribe to the philosophy that a salad isn’t really a salad unless it has some kind of hot pepper in it.

Yes, but who are the puppies?

Agreed on both counts.

Is she even that talented? She was fine in Mean Girls, but I’d take pretty much anyone in the main cast over her in terms of skill. Otherwise, I think she’s someone who’s always been much more interested in fame than in craft.

I’d say my husband would be pretty well, but he’d probably live off pizza and mac and cheese. I’d be much better off in terms of cooking/eating, but I wouldn’t leave the house unless forced. So basically we have to die like that couple in the Notebook movie.

Seeing a Great Dane out and about is like winning the dog lottery. They. Are. The. Best.

Maybe they mean “hustle” like my dad did when I was little and dragging my feet.

I didn’t even read the article. I just came to see if anyone else was “FUCK YEAH NATTY GANN!”

At least now the freshman girls know which one is the asshole frat*.

It looks like dark fruitcake uses molasses/dark molasses, and regular fruitcake generally doesn’t.

Poll: will there be a One Direction breakout star (ala Justin Timberlake and NSync) or will they try separate projects and kinda fade into obscurity (ala pretty much every other boy band of the 90s)?