Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

“funny how you don’t criticize women of color for straightening their hair.”

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

I mean, sure, Fallon blew it, but no more than any actual fucking reporter who has gotten a chance to interview Trump. Hell, he even got us new information- Trump’s hair does move.

I agree she’s not qualified which is why I don’t buy that this rumor is even true. Hillary Clinton doesn’t seem like the type to do stunt appointments, especially not for top tier posts like Treasury secretary. And she’s been around long enough to have connections/relationships with plenty of better qualified…

She’s also not actually qualified. In a modern economy, the Treasury Secretary needs more than an undergraduate econ degree and time being chief of staff to an actual economist.

Not only that she wanted, but clearly tailored to exactly Ivanka Trump’s needs. Six weeks off after birth (paid for with unemployment insurance, not company funds), only for married women. An unlimited tax deduction, not credit, so that high income couples who itemize can write off 100% of their nannies’ pay (but…

What possible justification could there be for excluding unmarried mothers? Oh, I’m sorry, your husband died while you were pregnant? Fuck you, get to work. Oh, hi single lady, what’s that you say? You need maternity leave even more than married women who have help at home? Fuck you, find a husband then. What?!

OMG that doggo tho!!! A+ pupper!

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

Shady bitches know how to act and when to reign it in to keep their cover.

I believe he invited himself to Flint as a PR stunt. Some people scrambled to accommodate him, maybe because they want to remind other Americans that their citizens still do not have drinking water.

I am totally at a loss as to how things like BLM and Colin Kaepernick’s actions have drawn so much attention and support, while the city of Flint, WHERE THE WHOLE CITY WAS POISONED AND IT WAS COVERED UP BY THE MICHIGAN GOVERNNENT, has just seemed to have been forgotten by most people.

While we’re at it, we should also ban the following:

Those are called “parents with boundary issues”.

christ

That merch table though. “Red, White, and Better Than You”??? I thought the Christians were supposed to be subtle about their racism these days. Those are some godly, godly values.

Ah yes, Republican Jesus. Whose 'likes' include: guns, capitalism, war, the military, hating people that are different from you, farm subsidies, and tax cuts. 'Dislikes' include: teacher’s unions, the poor, healthcare, alcohol, people who have sex, The Gays, and “rendering unto Caesar what belongs unto Caesar.”