I guess now we know what he’ll talk about if he ever meets George W Bush.

Yeah, says noted iron-pumper Ted Cruz.

Lindsey Graham was the only candidate to serve in the military. So...they should all shut up. Not that I think a presidential candidate has to serve, but if they’re going to pretend to be John Wayne Tuff Guys and punch political correctness in its European face, it would be more believable if they had the dog tags to…

Of all the things that make Ted Cruz punchable, his fake tough-guy act is up there for me. This weasel comes out and says, President Obama should “insult him to his face”, that he’ll debate Donald Trump “mano a mano”, that he’ll “make the sand glow”, and talking about our military like he has any clue.

It’s always fascinated me that a large segment of the general public always has a negative knee- jerk reaction to first ladies who actually want to accomplish something with their platform like Hillary, Michelle, Chirlane, etc that’s any more involved than Nancy Reagan’s innocuous “Just Say No” or Laura Bush’s…

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

Hillary’s uterus is the number 1 cause of all women’s period related pain yet she has no plans to fund painkillers or women’s healthcare. Explain THAT and cite your sources.

I just recently learned that my wife will often take a huge bite (or multiple bites!) right out of a wedge of Parmesan cheese, then shred a little off the end to get rid of the tooth marks and cover up her shenanigans. Still working through my own feelings to figure out if this discovery makes me love her more, or if…

Whelp, looks like I'm just gonna have to continue never going to South Dakota again.

This one actually angered me. You’re not eight. Respect the wilderness; we have such little left.

Wow. She’s never heard “Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints”? I’m not even outdoors-y and I know that one.

I love that the question of whether to replace the “Strict Constructionist” during a lame duck year is going to be settled by the “Activist Senators” of his own party.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for his friend? I make only slightly more than that in a week.

Ye is shocked that someone only makes $370 a day. If that’s a typical working stiff, that’s a pre-tax $96,000 a year which is much higher than median income in the US.

As a woman that is also married to a fucking moron I suggest Kim embrace the ideas that she isn’t responsible for anybody’s actions but her own and that what other people think about her is none of her business. I mean, she won’t but I’ve put it out there.

It sounds crazy, but sometimes I wish they had voluntary debtor’s prison. I am fairly certain I would spend 6 months to a year in jail to wipe out my 6 figure law school debt.

Right? If this guy can be arrested over $1500, I better keep an eye out for roaming firing squads.

Trump voters:

They understand, but they don’t think others understand. If Cruz keeps repeating shit and many Americans don’t or won’t think critically, whatever he says is good enough as true.

Cruz argues that it would be a disservice to the American people to allow a lame duck president appoint Scalia’s replacement, drawing on that nonexistent lame duck clause to which Warren refers in her post