The whole “Oh yeah? Why didn’t he harass ME then?” thing is something I’ve seen way too much of. Either directly from someone who feels insulted (“He never hit on me and there’s no way he would have gone for you over me”) or indirectly (“He worked with plenty of women I know and they had no problem with him.”) We have…

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe…

Seriously? The story of him trying to force a gay man back into the closet occurred at a restaurant called the Puritan Backroom? You can’t make that shit up.

I love Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannavale together, but I just can’t get over that nagging fear in the back of my head that he really is the evil deranged man from Boardwalk Empire. That role was just so deeply disturbing that I always see an overlay, even when he is pleasantly dancing across the screen.

Lol! You’re oppressing my free speech! It’s my right to lie about people I don’t like!

WOH WOH WOH WOH WOH. Hold up.

Well this can only end in disaster...

I’m sorry, but I think that is ridiculous. It’s not somehow anti-woman to not want an innocent person to be in jail.

Well,at least their flat screen is safe.

Right. Grandma prayed, grandpa left a loaded gun lying around - I voted for a pro-gun-control Congressman. I’ve never met this family, I don’t even live in the same state, but I did 100x more to try to save their child than they did.

This is going to sound cold, but I’m going to say it anyway: praying was never going to do anything meaningful for that child with that kind of injury. You know what would have saved this child? Having that firearm properly locked away when it wasn’t being used. We hear so often that a responsible gunowner could have…

The. Rage.

There are legitimate criticisms to be made of marriage. I’m sorry it bothers you that people make them, but the fact that you’re happy and in a good relationship (congrats!) doesn’t mean the institution should be unquestioned.

Tangent: “The Sorrows of Young Werther’s Original” would make an excellent song title.

I can’t fully express how awesome it is that supporters of both candidates just can’t stop proclaiming that women are only supporting the opposing candidate because their vaginas make them stupid and illogical.

“I enjoy the benefits of feminism, but refuse to recognize how I would have achieved nothing without it!”

One time there was a trending twitter hashtag that was like “political sitcoms” or something and I came up with “Gillibrand’s Island” and I just feel like the internet has never given me enough credit.

The gay sex thing, we only care, or at least I only care, when the issue of hypocrisy comes up. Like all the Marco Rubio gay rumors are totally fair because he’s working against gay rights so if he’s gay, why shouldn’t everyone know about it? It’s that much worse when a member of an oppressed minority helps in their…

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

No you should, the lesson is to not exploit or undervalue anyone who helps you get closer to realizing your vision.