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You would not believe the shit I get from servers when I tell them I'm allergic to saffron (among various other random things). "So you just don't like it?" "No, like I will be writhing on the floor and leaving in an ambulance." And I feel bad because I know that someone, somewhere is claiming allergies just so they

How do you think they do that? Does he speak to them in prayer, or is there a permission slip involved? We need to know.

That's so lovely what you did for your mom. The world needs more nice. Honestly, every day I see things like that on FB from people who I'm not close to and I just wish someone would tell them how heartless and cold they come across.

And he used the word "deportables" in one of his posts. I'm so ANGRY. WHY DO I FOLLOW POLITICS IF IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY?

Look at that. Proudly being nice to people "just because" since the beginning of time, even when people are telling us that we'll burn in hell.

I'm pretty sure they got the definition from the Urban Dictionary snippet and then decided they could also use the eyebrows example. Digestion of information isn't a specialty over there.

So he was a dick in high school. He's now a dick with a PR apparatus.

I remember having my very first angry feminist awakening when I read something that told me that "over-emoting" could cause wrinkles and I could stay smooth and beautiful by not doing it. Nah, I'll go full hag for my joy, thanks.

I'd sort of forgotten how funny he was. How about that moment where Amendola came on, pulled out shears, and cut off Ferrell's sleeves? I was uncomfortable just watching that.

Hello! I actually graduated two years ago, but I'm unsurprised to learn that not much has changed. Yeah, the other thing was rough to watch for a lot of reasons. I finally make enough to be able to donate back to the school, but after that? Never.

*Waves*

Really though...at my university Pike was literally referred to as "the rape frat." Top tier?!

At mt university (a big state school now known for it's shithead QB), Pike was actually referred to as "the rape frat." That was literally the first thing I heard about the "Greek Life" community when I transferred there. Their reputation hasn't really improved in the years since. :(

I asked my father-in-law if he would call me a spic to my face during a family dinner. All 8 people at the table were in agreement with a name change after the conversation. It's a harsh method but an effective one.

I like to think she wears her oversized vintage Chanel sunglasses indoors at all times.

I just looked and that is totally understandable.

Not that this is important but isn't the one Olsen dating/marrying/whatevering the other Sarkozy? The one that was not a president?

Looking forward to droves of angry Pinteresters telling the spokesman for the city that he hates love and needs to get laid.

Lena's girlfriends had to have a heart-to-heart about why in the hell she would marry Pete Campbell.

This woman is first-rate beautiful but the neckline and tight ponytail(?) paired to make her look like an elf-giraffe.