Naturally.

Freida Pinto for Belle. I will hear no other suggestions.

Better still, buy her a Clarisonic and deliver it with a wink.

It's not even that he lacks considerable, it's how funny and sparse and try-hard it looks. Goodness gracious Bieber, come on.

According to multiple sources, Bieber is struggling with issues surrounding his hilariously inadequate facial hair. That's in addition to his being a professional Please Go Away.

*uncomfortably restricted curtsy by this knitted and bow-bedecked beehive/condom-that-can't-do-it's-job*

Yeah, I think GP is obnoxious as all get out and as out of touch as they come but...come on. She's been in plenty of things since SIL. Same for Blake Lively, who is basically a Professional Beautiful Person in addition to being a decidedly okay actress.

I actually think it's interesting that your plan, as a man, is to "tell him you owe him nothing, call him a creep, and then leave." I and probably many of the women reading what you've written have lives full of experience that would compel us to seek out an escort - police, bouncer, or otherwise - before we felt we…

Oh. Apparently I'm in the minority in thinking that her dress is actually pretty beautiful. The cutouts emphasize her waist but the high neckline keeps it from being "vulgar" (meh, or whatever the preferred too-much-sexy word is). My only complaint is the upper lace extends a little too far over the shoulder, making…

You're not the only apologist here. I once heard an interview (or something) with him where he said something along the lines of "If you aren't going to cheer for yourself, then why should anyone else?" and ever since then I've been a lot more forgiving of his being so into himself. You go, Kanye, you should be proud.

Actually (and, unfortunately) I grew up in the area and now live in the next city over. The weather here has been okay the last few days but is generally miserable starting in early April. At my (outdoor) high school graduation ceremony people were collapsing from the heat. :/

I feel like that should just be a general rule: Don't fucking touch people you don't know. Keep your hands to yourself. Don't touch. This is kindergarten-level shit.

He really is, and I hate to give him credit for much of anything. The election year is 2004 and the republicans need to gin up voters for the big races. So what does Rove&co. come up with? Same-sex marriage. The issue that will draw out the mouth-breathers & zealots who also happen to vote Republican. Evil, but an…

Lol yeah. I should have mentioned that he was so embarrassed that he called another friend to come pick him up as soon as he woke up (and before the rest of us did, I imagine the bathtub was uncomfortable), and that he managed to leave without seeing my mother face to face. She liked the flowers but said she'd have…

I read this as "School of LITERACY Erotica." Oh dear.

For my junior prom, I attended with my boyfriend, my best friend, and my boyfriend's good friend who was my own friend's date. The guys were a year ahead of us so they wanted to attend a different party after the dance. I dropped them off at some rich girl's family mansion and we picked them up a few hours later. At…

"Vagina inspections"? No. "Vaginal exams." You don't even know enough about women to properly prank them. Go home, rookies.

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT BELLE, THIS IS SO COOL.

Lol My kitty actually slept whenever I was sleeping, though, so I don't actually have first hand experience.My SIL's cat's (3) are all exactly like that, though. As soon as they lights go out it's WWE Smackdown all over her little apartment.