That seems way more useful. When the robots rise up we’ll need that skill.

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

We certainly wouldn’t want to encourage women to learn about robots and how they work now would we. No way that would ever be something that would benefit society.

[RAPS] Something, something, something...

I can’t wait to see my first FB Nay-Sayer. My finger is poised and ready over the unfriend button.

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

It’s like this:

Hey Jezzies.

Every one of those pieces is so very.

What’s your damage, Heather?!

“he didn’t mention just exactly how they could have gotten on a man’s fine beard in the first place.”

Maybe you weren’t a preteen when he was a handsome young prince, as I was. But I did get a chuckle at the suggestion that my standards are narrow because a blue-eyed, blond white man no longer fits them, so thanks for that.

TSwift burned him that one time. Dude on left just caught the backdraft I guess.

That picture....

Kimmunion.

I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Didn’t know what cyberlox were exactly. Now, god help me, I think they’re cool as hell. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!!!

I keep it well hidden. You guys’ll never get it!

Do you guys ever bump into another lady on the street and wonder to yourself if they’re a fellow Jezebel commenter because I do all the time. And then I think wouldn’t it be crazy if like adultsaur’s doctor IRL is yoga nerd md and neither of them knows it.