I read these stories and I wonder why so many people are opposed to joining a trade union and fighting for better terms and conditions.

I bet you, given that they were British asshole boys, they called each other "cunts."

Wake me when Remus and Sirius hook up.

I think the posture itself is what differentiates the two asses. One is WHAM in your face, the other is slightly blurred in the background a la Marilyn Monroe

If trying to break the internet isn't aggressive, I don't know what is.'

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

seriously though, clowning is probably one of the most difficult circus disciplines because it is so very easy to be very bad at it. Birthday party and Shriner clowns are an abomination to this world.

I'm pretty sure the fact that you professed to having a favorite clown on the internet just landed you on some kind of watchlist.

Your #NiceGuy tears nourishes me, please keep going.

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

just imagine...his wife is basically naked, covered in sweat, in the worst pain of her life. Nurse has her hand in her vagina checking things out. Nurse looks up at dad who is standing by bedside and says "I can feel the head! time to hold her leg so she can push!" Their eyes meet as she says this and it's simply ALL…

I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!

Definitions of such will vary, of course, but in my mind, anti-vaxxers are right at the top of the list of people in possession of a moral calculus so dimwitted and selfish that they could not effectively shame anyone for 30 whole minutes about a normal behavioral imperative aimed at both individual and public good,…

I am so fucking done with the idiot antivax crowd.

Omg so sorry you are confused. To clarify, this IS really stupid. But also, 95% of midwives are white. Extremely white private schools on the west side of LA have vaccination rates as low as South Sudan. I was not "going for" "first-world." I meant white.

Dear Emily Post,

Holy shit, for the rest of my life at parties I will volunteer the true story that Tina Turner's real name is actually Saul Hymowitz.

Stevie is going to be so pissed when he sees this!