Houston, we have an abuser.

Letter Writer #2:

Can't she just dump ice water on the guy with ALS or something. I read about that a few weeks ago on the internet.

I quit work to be at home when my kids were little. Once they were old enough that I started to think about returning to work, my father was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. My days switched to caring for kids to eldercare. I wanted to help my mother as much as I could to keep my father at home for as long as we could.

My uterus hurts from that story. This won't win the prize but I'm sharing anyway.

Edit: The *marriage* ended two years later. The wedding only *felt* like it was two years long.

All of them, because you're upholding the patriarchy. You conformists.

YEAH, BUT IS THERE MSG IN IT BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THAT

Nobody would care if sea horses got aborted BECAUSE THE DAD WOULD BE DOING IT.

I had 50,000,000 abortions last week. COME AT ME, ANTI-CHOICERS.

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

Get in line, sister. I'm suing Disney because of that one time I wore a blue dress, and it was kinda cold out.

This novel tacitily and expressly addresses Eduardo as a salient recipient of her reflections.

If I had $1 for every time someone said my dating women was just a phase, or that my being nonmonogamous was because I'm bi, or vice versa, or asked by female friends, "do you think I'm hot?" or that I need to pick/ already picked a side, or propositioned me for a threesome, or any number of ignorant BS assumptions,…

Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

The first rule of Pie Club is you do not talk about Pie Club. The second rule of Pie Club is we tend to be good on fruit, so maybe consider bringing a nice coconut cream or Pecan next time.

He's a manx cat. As I mentioned in my comment above, I had one as a girl. He lived to be eighteen years old.

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