I bought an old desk someone painted pink with gold scrollwork (aw yiss) and it's the kind where you have a place to sit, with three draws next to it. So I turned it into a vanity. It's actually really beautiful, so there's one drawer for socks, one drawer for le panties, and one drawer for bras. The under-desk drawer…

That gif is amazing.

When I came out, my mom told me:

Mark, this headline, what? WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS. (Also, thank you for posting a positive thing. It is nice to see positive things.)

There are no words for what is going on with this outfit unless they were truly going for "futuristic shower curtain plays golf with spunky, elderly floridians."

These days, I think if we all coordinated our efforts, we could make "pharoahsbones" famous within 48 hours.

This top is everything. I would wear the sh*t out of it at the holidays—preferably with some slim black pants and killer heels. (Except I'm pregnant right now, so this is dreaming on multiple levels.)

Oh, I know that feel, girl. Apparently, I bawled my eyes out when my dad shaved his beard. Legend has it that he was so scarred by my sad little baby tears that he never shaved it again...

No kidding. I feel like for such a wee one, "surprise, no beard!" isn't that different from "surprise, no ears!" or something equally morbid.

Laughed , but this is so wrong. The very essence of peek-a-boo is to indicate that daddy will always be there. Poor kid.

Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...

You can exercise while pregnant, if your doctor says all is well. Pregnancy isn't an illness. It is a state of health.

I'm sure she has plenty of fine doctors to watch over her :-)

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

Because a person's sexuality, while it might make noted poonhound Jesus of Nazareth cry, isn't necessarily brought with them into the classroom. Being pregnant while not married, however, is the sort of thing that you can't hide from impressionable students who, studies show, will see a pregnant teacher and decide…

+50 points for correct Latin declensions.

That is officially the dumbest argument ever. "Don't speak out about discrimination because you should expect it."

ARE PEOPLE JUST NOT AS WORRIED ABOUT SEPSIS AS I AM?

WHERE IS THE SIGN-UP SHEET FOR THIS SERVICE?