But what if their teams play against each other in the future? I'm going to just imagine one of them throwing the ball aside and then carrying the other out of the arena...
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I imagine there are a lot of good stories in mental health, as there are in my field, which is special education.
Things I have experienced as a Disney cast member:
Welcome to Post Racial America! I see you've flown with us before.
Well, not me. My skills include eating and napping.
Little known fact: 64% of all babbies born between 1960 and 1980 were fathered by Burt Reynolds in front of a fireplace after a bottle of Merlot. That's the real reason there were so many mustaches in the 80's. Burt Reynolds' genes.
HEY! People who are the same age as me. Stop making cool apps and things. I find your entrepreneurial spirit very annoying.
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THEY HAD IT COMING!
When my brother was, like, twelve(he had FASD, so size-wise he looked about eight,which was about his developmental age, too), we lived in a house that was built right above a creek, so we couldn't give it an indoor toilet. We had an outhouse up the hill.
That is the most terrifying pickup line I've heard in a while.
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Speaking of large killer animals that purr:
You know how you can't properly diagnose someone as a psychopath before their 18? And how rare a condition it is in females? So I can't say for sure that Sarah really was a psychopath, but I can confirm that she appeared to tick all the boxes.
Was that a humble-brag-on-the-down-low way of saying that you are a super pretty white girl?
As a white girl, I'm filled with an uncontrollable desire to shoot these cats and pose with their corpses for instagram.
I'm pretty sure I've told this story on Jez before but it bears repeating. This woman was certainly not the worst flatmate I've ever had (actually she was a sweetheart) but she was by far the most unusual. She didn't speak a lot of English, so the week I went home to visit my mum I took great pains to explain to her…
By common area, do you mean "common area of the dorm" or "common area of the body?" If the former, then no. If the latter, then yes.
Agh, yes. As someone with facial hair, I discovered it was impossible to eat a Crumbs cupcake without winding up looking like an extra from a cannibal hillbilly movie.
If we've reached the point where a penis half-sling is considered acceptable swimwear, can't we just allow people to be nude? I'd much rather see the occasional, unsolicted, beach dick than that horrorshow.