I like the song.

"Nah, women with asses that big hide a lot of cock, you have to get up under the bottom of the cheeks and I have reason to believe she is riding him, big girls aren't the best at that."

There are Kenny-Britt-Is-Short-Stroking-His-Lady-to-Hide-His-Undersized-Cock Truthers everywhere these days! Madness.

No, it's totally fine. PEOPLE MUST KNOW.

Oh WHAT I was just recovering from the Ewan sexiness and then BAM! Jason Momoa. Too much. Also, why the fuck is Gaga handling her dog like that? Frenchies are really heavy (even puppos) and that posture puts a lot of pressure on the spine. My Frenchies and I are giving her Very Judgy Looks.

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

Jesus, Gaga. If you wanted to treat your dog like a toy, you should have bought a stuffed animal.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

As far as I am concerned, she could be covered in scales and be hiding Maleficent-like wings, and I would still love her. Dolly is awesome.

Badgirlriri is all...

I have been wondering what it's like to have zero ACTUAL problems. I guess this is what happens at that point.

She's doing it wrong.

If you don't mind, could the title of the piece be changed to reflect her new name?

I blame the anti-vaxxers in no small part for the fact that we're losing ground against diseases like measles and still having a hard time with polio. Their idiotic and unhelpful efforts at spreading misinformation put them in the same category of FUD as creationists to me— impossibly stupid.

That hairstyle reminds me of something...

Soooooooo good

I was pretty young when this went down but it wasn't until right now that I realizes how young SHE was when this went down. I guess because I was a kid she just fell into the general pool of grown ups, but 24 is young, and I cannot even imagine what it was like to go through that.

She looks beautiful. I cannot imagine the nightmare of all the dumb shit I did and all the dicks I sucked in my twenties becoming national news. I hope she has been able to find peace.

"I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened"

Those are the best kinds of boycotts. As God is my witness, I will never eat liver again!

Any discussion of a global resurgence of polio MUST include the fact that US intelligence officials posed as public health officials in Pakistan as part of their reconnaissance to secure Osama Bin Laden, going so far as to secure DNA samples from children in the compound under this ruse.