Argh....for $400 a pop, couldn't they have hung the back drop straight?

They should rig it with black lights so when couple number 32 walks in,....Bam! They'll run out of there when they see it light up like a goddam Christmas tree.

Atticus the Siberian Husky HATES HATES baths. Our new Great Dane/Siberian husky puppy, Elsa, is okay with it. She's also more open into goin into the pool, while Atticus will not dare go near it. However, he loves his baby pool. They are like night and day.

It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.

Aussie Cattle dogs are the most loyal and hard working dogs ever. I knew one (RIP Batman) who would be so into catching the ball that he'd jump to catch it and poop in mid-air. Best.Dog.Ever.

Oh god, he tries to head boop but can't because of his wobbles. HIS WOBBLES.

Hmm, thank you all for the replies! I don't usually pay attention to the kid ones anyway, but I do enjoy the happy dogs ones. (And of course the one cat one I've seen:

They way she knew, right away, who it was — and the utter dog happiness — and the way she stood between his legs, so that he could protect her . . . . It's all too much. There is nothing better than dog happiness.

Fun fact: Astley was my first legit pop star crush. I am not ashamed of that anymore like I was that time in 1988 when my friend saw a notebook filled with pictures of Astley I cut out of magazines I had in my locker and said "ewww you like this guy ugh he sucks" and I had to pretend like I found it on the bus. I LOVE…

In addition to the good advice LW3 was given, I'd suggest that if possible, she remain on good terms with her friend because it sounds like the friend is going to need support to get out of that relationship at some later date. The "isolating from friends" move is pretty classic (he's doing it by being toxic to her…

I was hating hipsters before you had ever heard of them.

Your Dad seems like a super wise guy. I'm glad you asked for his input on these.

I shall name him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.

I've had a mad crush on Paul Rudd since "Clueless". My husband told me he was driving to work the other day, going down the West Side Highway in Manhattan, when he saw Paul Rudd trying to hail a cab. I screamed at him, "Why didn't you stop and pick him UP? You could have brought him HOME!!"

Am I alone in my unfounded distaste for Lea Michelle? Something about her just—peeves me.

Sorry Emma, Imma let you finish, but Paul Rudd lip syncing to Tina Turner is still the champ for me.

Dear Sir,

That third story gave me chills. I'm so upset that he got away after assaulting the poor manager. Fuck people who attack people like that.