I want to make sweet sweet love to this woman's voice. Not that I want to have sex to a recording of her singing. I want to find a way to isolate her voice and somehow make love to it. Like... Really not creepy, sexy sweet love. Holy shit she is fucking amazing.

How perfect that the Internet gods decided to answer your question by having a spambot reply to you. Internet = increasingly Worst Thing ever.

One day I will go to you, Whitby Goth festival. One day.

you forgot: HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED.

Let me be among the first men to say: Who the hell would want to have sex with a Barbie doll?

How cool would it be if Jesus showed up and changed him into a woman?

My art history tutor's gangbang fantasy erotica on her public Amazon wish list. I'M SORRY! I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND YOU A GIFT!

WHY... are they floating so much twin obsession to Brangelina?? THEY ALREADY HAD TWINS. Now the rag mags are trying to create MORE twins? Aren't there many other innocent, undeserving lady-folk who have never had twins that could get this attention instead? Or no one at all because it's all so invasive and icky?

There must be a support group out there for everyone that has had to interact with a Lohan in a business sense. I envision a monthly meet up where "newbies" are greeted with hugs and caring looks, after which they are handed a lifesized cutout of the Lohan they choose, to beat it unmercifully. Oh, and they have…

It looks like something a fundamentalist Mormon sister wife who ran away from the compound would wear to her first day of adult literacy classes.

I'll have two servings of whatever Jessica Alba is having that prevents aging.

This is the first time I'm awake when an open thread gets posted. My European time zone and my sleeping habits usually prevent it, so that I end up reading everyone's posts the next morning when no one's around to answer anymore. There are a couple of things I wanted to say/ask if I ever made it early to Saturday…

I first discovered her work through the PBS broadcasts of "Adrian Mole" in the mid-late 80s when I turned 30, and followed her work on and off since. You didn't have to be a teenager to love the AM series. Her narrative of his excruciatingly difficult daily life pretty much covers modern life in general for people of…

HELL YES! This is so absolutely cool and something I needed. Apparently I have not got tired of Let it Go, not at all.

Except Lana Del Rey needs to go home, because this kid takes it ALL. All of it. She's amazing.

She's Norwegian. Dark wells of emotional trauma are a cultural marker.

You're probably about one million times more likely to be in a car, so naturally you are more likely to be injured or killed in one.

Obviously, it is never a good idea to argue with idiots. And obviously I would never recommend assaulting anyone, let alone those exercising a First Amendment right. No matter how ignorant, cruel, ass backwards of moronic they might be.

Is it possible that one of them once died briefly and the other was accidentally called as a mistake?