How can this story possibly be “developing?” Has this guy flatlined or not? 

This was an absolutely baffling fever dream of a read. I get that moving release dates isn’t exactly scintillating, but the actual info in this article was buried so heavily in references that some of these sentences are just inscrutable.

Why don't we just bury it for good and never bring it up again.

Hotly anticipated? For what, it’s meme potential?

No New York City Serenade? David Sancious’ opening piano solo alone.

It’s like staring out into the desert

Have you seen the “They Called Him Mostly Harmless” doc? 15 minutes’ worth of story stretched out over an hour and a half. I thought I was losing my mind watching it.

I can understand wanting to distance himself from all of that but, honestly, his genuinely shocked reaction only made him look better. He doesn’t have anything to be upset about (other than the events that caused the documentary to exist at all)

As a trans woman, I'm really not

Exactly, it’s not my thing but I am glad others are enjoying it and I am drinking the tears of all the man children mad about what they did to “their Joker”

Super happy about how many people are going to be pissed off at this for even existing. 

I think this was some sort of before and after:

I was an adult when I first read them, and didn’t find them bad. Maybe I’m just a semi-literate dolt?

As to Baldwin … he’s also negligent for the shooting because he did not witness Gutierrez-Reed checking while loading the gun to see they were all dummy rounds.

Every blank and every dummy round is clearly identifiable as such; if such identification is not made the round is considered live.

I still say we need an NCIS: 1812 spinoff.

All I care about is who will play young Ducky and how hot will he be.

She seems to spend a lot of time looking over her shoulder.

Didn’t Qibi do “Fierce Queens”? Is “Queens” the reboot?

As if the term wasn’t around for years before Johnson staked a claim to it. Effing hell.