“I am not the type of person who would ever do something like this.”

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

I’m 35 god damn years old. This headline is entirely too young for me. Just came here to say this.

or a smoking gun would have to come out that is compelling enough to persuade enough Republicans to join with Democrats to form a 2/3 majority, for such an effort to succeed.

Reality TV reboot of The Odd Couple, starring Kevin Spacey, Julian Assange, and an Ecuadorian cat with a really filthy litterbox!

a rainbow-and-glitter-adorned BMW convertible

Yup. Checks out...

My husband and I both have baby fever, but we know we need to wait like 6 months before we start trying. So in his infinite brilliance, he’s decided he’s going to sleep on the couch whenever he’s home from working offshore until “it’s time”...

Get it, girl.

Hi stranger friends! Hope your holidays are going alright, especially those of you with difficult families.

I’d like to give up the colds I’ve been chaining the last few weeks. Between that and having to deal with my dipshit sibling’s insane view on how hair colour should be a protected characteristic like race or disability it was a loooong Christmas with the family.

My parents got me a Roomba (which I hadn’t asked for but had been eyeing) and I LOVE it. We named him Bjorn and while my pup is less than thrilled, the husband and I really dig it!

I swear, I read some of these stories and I don’t know how any of us lived to tell the tales.

More of a sloppy New Year’s Day. Woke up hungover on my guy’s futon at 6 AM. We all needed breakfast. I drive in a haze and get McDonald’s drive through. The lady gave me a dirty look and I figured I deserved it due to looking like shit...it took me a 39 minute drive and my boyfriend pointing at my chest for me to…

A good many years ago we were living in downtown Manhattan and traditionally spent New Year’s Eve at a very fun and funky restaurant also downtown, so we avoided the Times Square mess.

Ugh. His fans were even worse. Smug hipster douchebags before we knew what to call them. There were a lot of overrated artists in the 90's but DMB: definitely in the top 5.

They’re not silent online, or in communities where they think comments are safe. (I’m a woman who frequently got “friend-zoned” due to my appearance, so I got to hear allllll about other women from my guy friends.)
What I noticed is, yes, there are plenty of men who have a high threshold for embarrassment but it’s...…

I often think about that one girl who when guys would text her “You are beautiful” she stopped demurring and would respond with “Yes, I know.” And the responses she would get would be amazing, in fact, down right hostile. Patriarchy doesn’t want women to be confident in any sort of arena—men make the rules, and the…

That video is what happens when Ansel Elgort stops answering his calls.

I’ve always gotten a sense that their relationship is very very real, not one of those manufactured Hollywood couplings. I’m fairly sure they’ve broken up once or twice in the past, and then they get back together and it makes me think that they can’t quit each other.