Men who brag about cunnilingus, in my experience, are never good at it.  I can’t imagine how terrible men who have t-shirts announcing their sex skills are.

Men convincing women that they are just too “inept” to care for the children they helped bring into the world is one of the oldest and most successful long-cons ever invented.

an anthropology bang

It’s a physical impossibility for Elon Musk to be out of anyone’s league. If it wasn’t for the Musk Family Emerald Mine, he’d be playing video games in a basement suite with at least one samurai sword on the wall.

They’re fighting over Elon Musk. Setting aside that he’s not that much to look at, did neither of them bother to read what his ex-wife had to say about being married to him? Sorry, man, but he’s not even worth an anthropology bang.

Yes, but do any of them smell like a roll of nickels?

It’s so specific, you just know it’s accurate.

“Are these celebrities dating?”

Ooh, he’s like a long-faced catfish. <sigh>

Oh my yes. That’s why I imagine Brad is dating Adam. 

I am just glad she made a song for the dwarves. the mortal men and the elves had their fun, but nobody thinks of them.

“So what, are you going to pay for my insurance?”

I’m excited to evaluate all of the candidates, pick my favorite and work to get them nominated. And if my candidate fails I look forward to FALLING THE FUCK IN LINE.

No, they’re not Judas. They’re the hypocrites, the law teachers, the money lenders in the Temple, the Pharisees...

Mike Pence needs to shut the fuck up.

I expect that she will take the role as a perfectly villainous one, and make you love to hate her. :)

I actually found that humanizing, at least the sentiment.

Oh you can be sure Kris has been working on the prenup for as long as Kylie has been with him. 

It’s amazing how much the Kardashian Klan has been able to monetize their ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE choice in men. I wish I could make a billion dollars off my horrific life choices.