pearlcrabs
PearlCrabs, Ms Crabs if ya nasty
pearlcrabs
Jan 24 2019
125

Men who brag about cunnilingus, in my experience, are never good at it.  I can’t imagine how terrible men who have t-shirts announcing their sex skills are.

Jan 22 2019
232

Men convincing women that they are just too “inept” to care for the children they helped bring into the world is one of the oldest and most successful long-cons ever invented.

Jan 22 2019
172

It’s a physical impossibility for Elon Musk to be out of anyone’s league. If it wasn’t for the Musk Family Emerald Mine, he’d be playing video games in a basement suite with at least one samurai sword on the wall.

Jan 21 2019
200

They’re fighting over Elon Musk. Setting aside that he’s not that much to look at, did neither of them bother to read what his ex-wife had to say about being married to him? Sorry, man, but he’s not even worth an anthropology bang.

Jan 21 2019
115

I am just glad she made a song for the dwarves. the mortal men and the elves had their fun, but nobody thinks of them.

Jan 21 2019
82

I’m excited to evaluate all of the candidates, pick my favorite and work to get them nominated. And if my candidate fails I look forward to FALLING THE FUCK IN LINE.

Jan 21 2019
89

No, they’re not Judas. They’re the hypocrites, the law teachers, the money lenders in the Temple, the Pharisees...

Jan 20 2019
13

I expect that she will take the role as a perfectly villainous one, and make you love to hate her. :)

Jan 19 2019
28

I actually found that humanizing, at least the sentiment.

Jan 19 2019
23

Oh you can be sure Kris has been working on the prenup for as long as Kylie has been with him. 

Jan 19 2019
32

It’s amazing how much the Kardashian Klan has been able to monetize their ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE choice in men. I wish I could make a billion dollars off my horrific life choices.