I get bleach and arugala.

How will it end? Amy and Penny pregnant, Amy and Sheldon win the Nobel, Raj gets married and gets what’s her name pregnant. Or they all die in a plane crash flying to India for Raj’s wedding.

“Raises hand” One For The Money was...okay i guess. In a harmless TV Pilot kind of way.

I did this same reading experiment and the same thing happened to me! I have so much stuff on my to-be-read list that it’s unlikely I’ll ever get back to the straight white dudes.

Bangs.

As an experiment 5 years ago, I decided to read only women authors for a year. It was the best reading year of my life up to that point. When I quit reading what the mass marketers put in front of me and started seeking out genuine talent, I actually found it.

Was this guy ever funny?

Yea there is a definite difference between - “Your hairline is ugly and I hate it” and “Your ponytail appears to be causing your hair damage due to its tightness” 

That’s the thing about all these conversations about whether or not we should accept back these fuckers after some nebulous period of “time out” from public life - it presupposes that there’s no one else with sufficiently good (or better!) talent that we could direct our attention to. It all focuses on the tragic loss…

I loved all of the ghost busters movies. But in annoyed because the new reboot was super fun and I'd love a sequel. This is not what I was looking for in a new Ghostbusters movie. I get why he's doing it but I feel like it's hanging on to something that can't be recreated. 

I’VE BEEN DOING MY BEST TO RAISE 2 BOYS TO BE HONORABLE, DECENT &, RESPECTFUL MEN HOW DARE THIS HATEFUL AD SUGGEST THAT WE SHOULD RAISE BOYS TO BE HONORABLE DECENT &, RESPECTFUL!

I desperately do not want to buy a new dress for a wedding I am in, where the bridesmaids have only been given the instructions of “floor length, navy”, and I am so ready to comb through dozens of once-worn navy blue bridesmaids’ dresses.

You’re getting my old crap!

When I read your post, I am picturing you as a cat that likes to knock everything off of the coffee table, item by item. 

Hillsong sounds like the kind of place that will get investigated soon.

Oh, I dunno. It’s nice to have a definitive “worst,” in case others need to be added later.

I’m going to say that they fooled around but it was so bad that she gave him a half-hearted hand job to wrap things up and get out of there. He’s denying it to be coy and she’s denying it because wouldn’t you?

Judging by their near total lack of on-screen chemistry, I think this is the right answer.

Sooooo, would it be too early in the proceedings to say that I’m already eagerly awaiting the divorce announcement?  That and a warning for any 19-year-olds interested in being wife #3 should probably start getting ready now.

Oh hurray...Chris Pratt has finally crossed the line from occasional annoying celebrity to constant annoying celebrity. Between the Bible diet, saying he’d have to ask Jesus as to how he’d deal with James Gunn’s firing, and now getting engaged to Arnold Schwartzenegger’s daughter...Pratt can go disappear somewhere and…