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To be fair, pony should be on all playlists for any occasion.

Truth, though entertainment directed at men tends to be seen as more valid. When a man reads a James Patterson novel on a plane, no one gives it a second thought, but a woman reading a romance novel elicits judgement and an eyeroll, even though both are similar flavors of entertainment.

Loved the article. 10000% here for the comments.

Two weeks ago, on a sunday, I was at my second job, a bookstore that I work during the weekends. On this day, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus came in together. (She is from my city and has a house here) They bought a ton of books, they were all lovey dovey. That same day, all the news outlets were saying they broke up.

That's conservatism 101.  Pretend you're the victim while actually being the perpetrator.

“But - but - why won’t you let me participate in your event raising awareness about problems I’ve spent my entire life enabling? Why are you being so intolerant?

I would need to violate the Planck length in order to create a violin small enough to play for these biological RealDolls.

We are truly through the looking glass. These women are complaining to the people they’ve built their lives on oppressing that those they’ve oppressed haven’t welcomed them in a warm enough embrace. With a straight fucking face.

“We definitely think this is a strong idea, however it isn’t in our current road map,”

Not asking tough pertinent uestions-I will never forgive him for asking HRC about those goddam emails at the beginning of one of her debates with the Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote. I was hoping Annette would get more than that from the Bald Sexual Predator Who Got Fired. At least she stifled the urge to

She calls him Donald. 

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

A single blank page!!! That is a thing of beauty.

I agree and I think that part of the problem is the delusional perceptions people cherish about creativity. We want to believe that talent is magic, rather than something that grows and develops and matures with experience. We’d rather hire a 19 y/o magically writing like a seasoned 32 y/o, than an actual 32 y/o with

I have this problem (and I’m white). Especially problematic for me are white men with beards. I live in Portland so I pretty much never use anyone’s name and just nod and say “great to see you again” to cover for the fact they all look identical.

Unimpressed pug for scale.

only tangentially related, but i feel the need to share:

Every time Tebow has an impure thought, he adds a punctuation mark as penance. 

Sorry, but Saved was by far her most important role.

I plan to show a troubled young man that life is worth living by fucking him to Cat Stevens songs, and then off myself at 80, a la “Harold and Maude.”