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Yeah, we’re really fucking furious. These aren’t new debates: we had the same argument in 2012 when Jill Meagher was murdered by a serial rapist out on bail; we had the same debate in 2015 when Renea Lau was murdered on her way to work and her body found at a police memorial on one of the busiest streets in Melbourne.

Since his statement, the idiot cop was basically told STFU by the Premier (like the governor) of Victoria, who is saying that it’s men who need to change their behaviour. Also, the Lord Mayor and Police Minister (both women) have chimed in to say they also do not feel safe walking in the city at night. No one has

Did you know that this woman ironically WAS aware of her surroundings, hence the text she sent?

Maybe the police should also remind people to not rape/murder people? Just sayin’

I feel like every woman should be granted an automatic restraining order against Chris Brown.

I love thin people who think they’ve found the secret to weight loss when really they just have all the genetic and societal advantages that mean they’d never get fat in the first place.

Can I just say how much I loathe Ted Talks and that whole culture?

I had a very similar experience recently. It was horrible and took me weeks to recover from. I nearly walked away from a lot of money, because fuck that. But I didn’t. I was lucky in my case. I did something about it. Maybe it helped. I’m not sure. But I know how she feels! It sucks. Men who bully women in the work

I said this in regards to PriNas (hahahahaha thats my celeb couple name and I’m sticking with it.) but sometimes, you just need a hot dummy in your life! I hope Priyanka is getting her jush and taking the oats out of the can and feeling them all individually.

Perhaps intelligence had a little to do with it as well.

Hey, he’s not Brad Pitt, but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, either.

Except that’s kind of what option 2 is.

Huh. I have really high arches too, and heels kill my back, to the point that I can’t wear them at all. 

I used to love io9, then it went from futurism sci-fi/fantasy to largely being just comics and pop-culture which was a damn shame.

Alt-Douche at least.

Remember that line in Guardians of the Galaxy where Chris Pratt says it’s lucky they don’t have a black light because his ship would look like a Jackson Pollack painting?

My sister has five boys, and it’s always Lord of the Flies in her house 24-7. I can’t imagine 14.

I can’t even wrap my head around why people want to have one child. And I have two of them!

I feel bad for the gay one. Statistically, they’ve got at least one gay. And I think it’s creepy to speculate on the sexuality of children, but let’s all be real. We know which one it is just from the picture.

Laundry would be a constant rotation of stiff towels, sheets and tube socks.