I hope I’m long dead by the time the “Trump Doctrine” and the Hold My Beer, Watch This Accord are discussed in history books.

“We’re America, bitch.”
I’m doubly horrified to know that not only did this official say this out loud, he didn’t care what anyone else thought and said it on the record.

I think the thing people are taking issue with is being a famous person with thousands of followers, and being like, “Who’s this asshole, am I right America?” about someone who is clearly less famous than you are, and in a public forum where that person could read it. I just found it sort of tacky.

...but do you ever mock them to millions of twitter followers before realizing you were supposed to know who they were? Because the worst I’ve ever done to one of my co-worker’s husbands who I’m supposed to know is introduce myself as if I’ve never met them before.

Let this be a lesson to all people of twitter.

I felt that on a deep emotional level. #BeenThere

NPH comes off like such a sexist prick here, he should be humiliated.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Oh my god. Her response really is absolutely perfect.

That would then be used by every conservative talking head across the country to prove that America’s allies are bad and we should cut ties and do whatever we can to screw them over. No matter how horrible he is, how undignified and undiplomatic Trump is, if any world leader or ambassador treated him even the tiniest…

The Trump supporters love this. They think he has thumbed his nose at the globalists and European elites. They really think him embarrassing himself on a world stage is showing the rest of the world who’s in charge. I can only hope his meeting with a murderous dictator goes just as poorly.

That’s what it’s all about, right there.

The trump supporters are fucking creaming in their pants after his performance there. A tweet from James Wood said no matter what happens next his vote was worth it just because of this.

God, that picture. It looks like she’s thinking, “This fucking moron” and crying inside remembering what it was like when Obama was there.

Command me, Mr. Hardy.

You may wonder whether the grandes dames sit around chatting. The answer is on film (alas, released in the UK last month; still no N. American date):

I volunteer as tribute to get down and dirty in the gutter with Tom Hardy, commander.

I read “Tom Hardy, Commander” and my mind immediately went to the gutter.

How on earth do we have beef with Canada?! Everybody loves Canada. It’s like the golden retriever of countries.

Trump’s trade war is supported by Log Cabin republicans, said spokesperson Mrs. Butterworth.