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Related: I really wish they would put 3rd Rock From the Sun back on network syndication. Maybe an unpopular opinion but I miss the absurdity in that show and it would be the best thing ever to throw on while I’m making dinner after work.

The Wachowskis are awesome, but that is not a good movie.

You see Hathaway looking unnatural as a blond. I see a specific aesthetic choice to put her in an unnatural Barbie hair color to create tension when she’s onscreen or to allude to something intrinsically mismatched in her character.

Any dude obsessed with virginity is a creep. It is known.

There’s not much I judge parents on, but failing to vaccinate is absolutely one of them.

I wanted to let the folks over here (i.e. the politically aware) about a somewhat horrific thread on a related board, echoing some of Mr. Giuliani’s attitudes toward women and a general knee-jerk male push back against a woman seeking some recognition from a sexual harasser. The context is a late-night nightclub

He’s really not. Compounded by the fact that ‘abandoned his first family’ makes any dude seem about as appealing as Steve Bannon.

Maybe she’ll join Mueller’s team and be the linchpin that finally takes down Trump?!

She’s determined that Nicholas Hoult will always be the hottest, most talented guy she’s ever dated. WHAT is her taste?!

I am totally OK with whoever Jennifer Lawrence chooses to move on from Darren Aronofsky with. Aronofsky seems like a huge douche and their relationship squicked me out.

“Hell yeah, Cooke Maroney” is also the answer to “Should I make another box of mac and cheese?” so basically he’s perfect for her, is what that means

Episode IX: Rose discovers that she has Jedi powers. Kylo Ren is killed. Rose and Rey and Leia (who I’m pretending will still be alive somehow) form the nucleus for a new all-female Jedi order.

(Star Trek is better anyway)

Let’s be clear, these people have ceased to be Star Wars fans and have morphed into overgrown manbabies that feel threatened by a woman with any sort of power or leadership role. All the MRA nonsense aside, I still don’t understand all the hate for The Last Jedi when The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones clearly

I was fascinated by the backlash to The Last Jedi, since I really enjoyed it. I joined a TLJ Facebook group and browsed around some reddit threads. Wow, the insane fans who think TLJ ruined their childhood really, really, really hate her. Any female character is obviously just there for political correctness and are

How about a Shyamalon twist where a person goes around and tells all the Evangelical Christians to simply be good people, accept others for who they are, and not use their religion as a bludgeon to get what they want when what they want is antithetical to the teachings of their religion. The twist is that they kill

She looks so lovely but I hope (seriously doubt though) that the frecks are real!

There were so many “idiot balls” being tossed around in the first movie, I can only imagine the sequel’s capacity for “But this obviously disposable character has to choose the worst possible option in order for the next dipshit to make *their* worst possible choice, and so on, in order to make Owen seem competent by

Jurassic World was an aggressively terrible movie. I’m not sure how it’s even possible, but the sequel looks *A LOT* worse.

My mom calls him Benjamin Cummerbund.