I have set up a luxurious tents, palapas & hammocks & pool bar retreat along a Caribbean seaside for those who are in the Permanently Tired of Men camp, and who wish to retire in peace. Wear your caftans & turbans and meet me on the deck for sundowners, ladies.

Not just celebs, just people period. My husband, whom I love and adore and also comes from an upper middle-class background, says he wants to get away and buy a farm when he gets tired of the city life and its stresses. I have to remind him that he doesn’t even like mowing our backyard and picking up after our dogs,…

Geez, looks like a Johnny Depp impersonator who is undergoing chemo.

so.

Only interested in the winklevoss movie if Armie is playing them both again.

“I can’t fault anyone for what they believe”

I can’t fault anyone for what they believe - Becca Kufrin

I’ve been buying Liberty tana lawn fabric remnants each time I go to London for the past several years. I’m using them to make a hand-pieced scrappy quilt (English paper piecing 1" hexagons). I’ve been at it for a year and still have about a fourth of the way to go, but it’s a great companion to watching TV.

Jesus, don’t get me started reading Wikipedia on all these earls and shit. I keep clicking until I just HAVE to read about some Courtenay that Henry VIII executed. Then my brains start exploding over how many of them there are/were and how I can never keep even a small bevy of them straight.

Norman Reedus looks like he does not bathe on a regular basis.

I mean, where you gonna blandly attractive attention whore dumb white guys who aren’t complete dickbags?

Snort.

Libertarianism is astrology for men.

carrying a cardboard cutout of Becca’s ex Arie

That scene where Emma Thompson goes to her room to compose herself is the most well-acted, heartbreaking scene in the entire movie.

You know what was unfair? Subjecting us to having him as the Bachelor. Dude has the personality of a tumble weed.

If you want something slightly mindless and a quick, fun read, I would suggest Timeline by Michael Crichton. It’s about a group of scientists/archeology students who go back in time to rescue their professor who is stuck in 14th century France. This was also made into a movie starring Paul Walker, Gerard Butler,…

I love the iconography of a bikini, slicked back (but not wet?) hair, goggles, and heels, perched unnaturally on the door jam of a luxury vehicle. What on earth is the message here?

Let this mark the day I first gave a shit about anything concerning Ed Sheeran.

The dress fit just fine, I just thought it was too plain and boring.