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Plenty of people are excited.

I’m not completely sure what I’m doing.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Bob Garfield on NPR (weekend edition) did an interview with Beck Sunday that was a joy to listen to. Beck was absolutely furious by the end, and accused Garfield of being jaded and cynical just because he wasn’t buying Beck 4.0. He got really mad when he tried to rewrite history about his comments on how much he hated

You know things are bad when Glenn Beck thinks you’re batshit crazy.

As a lifelong Dem, I’ve been trying to imagine what it would be like if some nutbar had the Democratic nomination. Would I really be able to bring myself to vote for Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz? Navarro seems like a smart, principled lady, and though I imagine she and I would disagree on a lot of policy, I am giving her

I really applaud her for doing this. There are so many leftist idiots right now (and I consider myself very left leaning) who seem to be pissed and unable to bring themselves to vote because Clinton is running and not their favorite inter-sectional feminist theory professor. I truly believe the example Ana Navarro is

Ana Navarro Voted For Hillary Clinton

Seriously. One of my new coworkers, who is voting for Hillary, was saying that while she really doesn’t want Trump to win she’s not convinced that Hillary isn’t “almost just as bad.” I mean, ok, I’m glad she’s casting the smart vote, but WTF? What news sites are you reading, girl? This girl is also super successful,

There are many reasons why the tired “they’re both terrible choices” thing is so fucking ridiculous but this is a really big fucking one of them. And you’re right that it isn’t something that will be solved by him losing the presidency either. It’s terrifying to think that after all of this awfulness we’ve endured

I don’t think millennials realize just how much Bill Clinton was despised by the far right back in the 90's. There were as many conspiracy theories floating around the Clintons as there currently are around Obama- Mena, Arkansas, Whitewater, Webb Hubbell, Vince foster, etc. Just as Obama is accused of being secretly

I would have been 8/9 when she was nominated for the job and maybe 16 when Bill’s term ended so I wouldn’t have been particularly engaged with what was happening in the world (I was a teenager, and one not living in America so yeah definitely unengaged in US politics among many things).

I’m delighted I’m not the only person to think of this and feel like no obit is complete without reference to Janet Reno’s Dance Party.

Actually I think Clinton is a lot like Daenerys. It starts to get really obvious when everyone in Meereen hates her even though she’s doing everything humanly possible to fix their problems and start telling stories about how she eats babies and stuff.

Burn, Donald.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

I think he’s out of a job November 9. My bet, Loretta Lynch will be the one to pressure him into resigning.