I’m now putting all the blame for, “Bush, the Sequel” on you. May your nightmares be filled with millions of hanging and dimpled chads.

When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.

I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

Love how the message gets across so efficiently. A++

Libertarianism

Go watch Cabaret. You won’t regret it.

TBF I also was confusing Joel Grey with Ron Rifkin.

That is like when people say reproductive rights shouldn’t be the focus of my vote. If they aren’t that important, stop trying to take them away.

Oh, I think Joe Biden also falls into DGAF too. While I don’t think he knows what shade is, and even if he did, he lacks the subtlety to carry it off, Biden definitely doesn’t have any time for people’s BS either. Or have we all forgotten how he handed Jack Ryan his ass during the 2012 VP debates?

YOOOO

Wasn’t a fan when Killer Mike said it, not a fan if it now. Vote for Stein, vote for Clinton or ... other choices, it’s fine. But don’t imply that people voting differently than you are voting irrationally or because they’re being driven by things that aren’t their brains.

Someone on her team is trying their best to bring down the campaign via Melania. I salute them.

“National Basketball Association players Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant are in the middle of a dude blood battle because Kevin left Russell in Oklahoma while he moved to the Bay Area with his new lightskinned friends.”

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

Not disagreeing entirely, but I have considered him incredibly hot for more than a decade now AND he’s BFF with Amy Sedaris. I find it hard to believe he’s insufferable in person if he’s BFF with Amy Sedaris.

Shade is too subtle for Uncle Joe. He’ll just straight out call you a dick.

Justin T. shoulda just owned it. His wife has put up with so much shit because of Brad that he is entitled to throw shade without condemnation.

Not really following this saga, but I have a theory as to why they’re all getting bitchy...maybe they’re HUNGRY?

This is an awesome story. Fun fact: I work in a sausage house, and our chef overcooked some ribs a bit. So I read this entire story while gnawing on the biggest pork rib you’ve ever seen.