This ain’t Gizmodo, bro.

For some reason, this feels like a Deadspin article.

“racist chode” is my favorite new phrase of the week!

The oldest is Eleven, obviously and the little one who won’t look in the camera is Eleven’s favorite meal. :P

My friend dressed his daughter as the Stay Puft Marshmallow man! (I asked permission to post, of course:)

The Countess

My daughter is 20 months and she gets no say in her costume so she is Indiana Jones

Here are two pics of me as Peg Bundy (face is blurred for privacy) :D I really enjoyed wearing this one! I also attached a pic of my kitty as a reluctant taco.

I went as Lemmy will that ungray me

My son is going as Eleven.

Welp, here’s my baby as Rosie the Riveter again. Spit bubbles and all!

My daughter’s entire kindergarten class. She’s Captain America.

I dressed up as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas, for an event at work. I’m leaving it on to hand out candy.

Disclaimer: I got the idea from last Superstore Episode.

Me: Bob Dylan

By popular demand, Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre. We ended up not going quite as balls out as planned because we didn’t have plans until the last minute, and my logos looked more ‘amateur sports league’ than ‘superhero’, but it was still super fun.

Nothing good can come from a man named Erick Erickson.

Because I love music, I’ve always had reservations about Tipper Gore. Now, I can just hate her. thank you, Jezebel.