All our bases is not yours!

In Colorado you can track your ballot after it’s mailed - you get a notification when it’s received by the post office and then another notification when it’s received and counted by the clerk. It’s an amazingly efficient and transparent system. So by all means, Trumpies, fuck up and invalidate your ballot by voting…

This isn’t the one she shared but it’s similar.

Lol I would if I still had it! I went something like:

A few years ago my sorority’s honor board chair - basically our elected disciplinarian - sent out a “cunt punt” level email about racist Halloween costumes like a week before Halloween. She used her powers for good.

Counterpoint: “sexy puritan” is a good and hilarious costume. (But honestly, I think you have to be living under a rock to have somehow missed the memo that dressing up as a fucking caricature of a Native American isn’t okay.)

A sexy puritan costume is the height of the inappropriately sexy costume craze.

“Have you ever read copy literally written by a boner before?”

My question is this: How is a Christian organization allowed to do a “Christian interactive experience” haunted house in a government funded public school?

Yeah, I feel you. Who would want a human child when they could have a far superior, far cuter, puppy? But sometimes you don’t know that right away, and then you’re in it for 18 years, and the kid knows virtually no cute tricks, and takes forever to housebreak. And finding someone to board the kid when you want to go…

Another Baby Prince from a past year, I think.

I honestly somehow keep thinking that election day is this week, and whenever I remember that it’s next week and we have to live through another entire week of this entire shitshow I get incredibly despondent.

Mr. Christie, about that bridge...

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

The first time I heard it, I thought it was Morris Day and the Time circa 1984. They were more horn-heavy than Prince, and I was absolutely convinced that it was a song specifically from Ice Cream Castle that I had never bothered to pay attention to because I was too busy listening to The Bird and/or Jungle Love.

Wait what (re: the movie w un-simulated sex)

Handy for everyone that he’s announced to the world he’s unfuckable.

My guess it’s a bit of column A and Bit of column B.

NOW I get it! I was struggling to figure out who she’s supposed to be.... I had forgotten this Christina look, or else it just wasn’t different enough from Kylie’s normal.

OH LARD I LOVE THAT TINY BABY PRINCE.