I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

An already-in-trouble GOP Senator in a blue state who just publically levelled a racist insult at a legless veteran.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

You guys, I HAVE to tell someone my dream.

I wonder if England would be willing to take over again.

You’re giving him at least 3 inches too many.

Well, this nasty woman just finished filling out her absentee ballot (for a toss-up state with a competitive Senate race, natch) and is enjoying a nice glass of whisky. So enjoy it while you can, you pumpkin-faced loon.

You’re doing a political equivalent of the Lord’s* work, friend.

Hahahahahahaha. Right? Damn it, if only we weren’t trying to have a baby. Wait, maybe that’s even more of a reason!!! I shouldn’t procreate with someone that has Libertarian tendencies!

OH MY GOD IM GONNA BARF. He is the WORST!

ewwwwww. Lysistrata his assssssss

So, maybe this makes me a bad person, but it has been entertaining me. I work in a very conservative area, and I have been actively trying to convince my Republican coworkers to vote for Johnson. I think I’ve at least convinced 2 that he would be a better candidate than Trump, and that this time would be a good way to…

In other words, Johnson is the libertarian douche from college who talked about how things would run so much better if corporations ran everything and there were no traffic lights but he had no actual plans to do anything about it except bitch and moan about the oppressive government. He never grew up, never got any…

All these men are too emotional to be President.

There are some who would agree.

The thought of swimming in this fishtail thingy gives me so much anxiety. I’d hate to be in the water with my legs basically unable to move.

Really? Because I was once in line at Whataburger and BILLY ZANE was ahead of me and turned around and flashed a that big ol’ Billy Zane smile and said “her lunch is on me” and so I ordered extra cheese AND jalapenos, god damnit. Billy Zane is okay in my book.

she should listen to her friend billy zane, he’s a cool guy.

Meet Chris Taylor, Seattle Mariner and the most generic white guy ever

Stars-- they’re just like us!