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The Recording Academy:

It’ll only work if Zelda gets her proper due, which given the predominance of white, male writers in Hollywood, I’m not optimistic.

I think it’s an attempt to disguise the fact that every black metal song sounds exactly the same.

Please tell me they use that photo for their announcements and stuff. With no explanation. Just that photo.

Wait, JOHN AWESOME?? Talk about burying the lede.

I hope she takes Awesome’s last name

Hail Satan, indeed!

For real! I just told my boyfriend the same thing. I’m not saying that there is an amount of money that would make me sleep with Trump (there is. It’s roughly around the amount I need to pay off my student loans). We all know he can do better than 10,000 dollars and I would have laughed in his face over that amount.

Trigger pulled, turns out he’s been trawling Facebook and dating sites looking for laaaaddiiees anyway.

Dammmit Jim I’m a scientist not an engineer !

I just finished The Boston Girl by Anita Diamant, which takes place in the 1920's and was really good, nice, interesting and fluffy. Now I’m reading Cannery Row by John Steinbeck while simultaneously re-reading Harry Potter and the O of TP, but I think Sirius dies in this one? So I’m postponing finishing it because I

I leave for Australia in a week and a half. skdjgksjdgklsad

Oregon mailed its ballots out Wednesday (the entire state is mail-in only), so I filled mine out Thursday when it arrived and dropped it off in the ballot collection box downtown yesterday. And then I turned around after hearing it hit the bottom of the box and saw the back of this food cart:

I got promoted! The recognition of the crap I do is a great feeling. The downside is now I have additional crap to do and my opportunities to hang out on Jezebel are limited. Sad. But also happy!

Rough week and I need some Jez sympathy. My hubs’ dad died unexpectedly last Saturday and tomorrow’s the funeral. Hubs has gone from taciturn to non-verbal. It’s tough that this is something I can’t fix for him. Adulting is hard everyone.

Hey, guys! Today I went to the Starfleet Academy installation at the Intrepid! I took my dad for his birthday, because he’s the one who got me into Star Trek as a little kid. It was a little crowded, but still fun, and obviously excellent quality time with dad. Of course, we got some extremely nerdy and silly pictures

Voting is done! I’m glad it’s over. Now I’m planning my election night party and hoping my republican congressperson, who I happily voted against today, will put me on the Inauguration Day ticket waiting list. Tennessee really stepped up their voting sticker game. Anyone else get their sticker this week?  

Wonder Woman gif party.

My house is bursting with Star Wars right now. There are small Jedi running about with lightsabers. There’s a lot of screaming. And my baby is five years old. Aaaaahhh. How did that happen?