You’ve got my vote.

#TeamShark

My erotically tends more towards the romance category, but good novellas I read recently were the Sydney Smoke series about hot rugby players. And if you want hot hot hot rock stars Olivia Cunning’s Sinners novel series.

Thank you. I fucking love her. This rant gives me life.

God I’d love to track down that post and share it (there are about 50,000 Melissa Davises on Facebook).

Fucking boom! This is even better than the first video.

THANK YOU! This fucker believes climate change is a myth but clean coal is a real thing.

I once got a date while dressed in a shark mascot costume. I think the dude was depressed when I showed up and wasn’t wearing the costume.

There is very little I wouldn’t do for three paid days off. Well played.

I think that was exactly his intention and he can go fuck himself.

He’s a poor man’s Tom Hardy.

I suggested him last month!!! So glad he’s been recognised for both his wokeness and baemanship.

Isn’t this pretty much the premise of The Stepford Wives?

Thank you! I was gonna say, they’re Aussies, they have no issues with cursing.

Yeah, I have no idea. The person whose post it was sent me a message that they didn’t really know the other person well, so I didn’t feel bad crushing her like a bug.

No idea. But I did get to break out the Logical Fallacy Ref, which is always fun.

Dear god that’s awful. I’m so sorry.

I just got called the equivalent of an Islamaphobic bigot because I think the newly registered anti-vax party in Australia should be hung out to dry by the media. If that makes me a bigot, so be it.

This is being a teenager distilled into its perfect angsty essence.