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This is a very regional burn and I love it.

I don’t necessarily agree with you about Kim, but I starred you for Whitesnake. 😂

The first one was watchable if you watched it as a stalker horror movie. And she escapes her abuser at the end. Sequel ruins it though.

I love this song so much.

I would do Jamie in a loft; I would do Jamie on a bed too soft.

I lived in a dorm room double that is now a triple. I can’t even fucking image it.

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One of my favourite songs of all time. Her voice is amazing on that song.

Let’s be real: Ben is way too old for JLo.

I’d like to nominate American gymnast Danell Layva.

Some of us don't mind the cephalopod look. 🐙🐙🐙

As a person who immigrated and is now an Australian citizen, I completely agree. This ad is not only clever, but progressive. It’s corny too, but I’ll allow it.

Different strokes (😉) for different folks.

When I saw that bit in the second trailer I could not stop laughing.

The Hemsworths lucked out in the gene pool that’s for sure.

Bless Leslie Jones for saying what we’re all thinking: “He’s hot.”

I’ve always been kind of meh on him, but his comedy skills have won me over. I loved Kevin in Ghostbusters.

Kayne is like that crazy uncle who goes off on something, and at first you’re like what? Then you realise, he’s not wrong.

Wow! I love her. 😍😍😍

This one is from last year, but I have it up in my sewing room.

because it’s off in a strange pocket of northeastern California