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I don’t know, but I fucking love the scene in GI Jane when Demi Moore says it.

Never heard of this guy before, but DAMN!

She is gonna smoke that turkey.

I can always count on you to express my thirst appropriately through gifs

Agreed. Not a hipster beard, not a scruffy beard, but a well maintained short beard can be sexy as hell.

Dark hair, light eyes, nice facial hair. Yes, I can get behind this one.

He is super sweet and rocking those glasses.

One thing that I thought was curious about the book was that Will never got a POV chapter. The rest of his family did. I thought it would have been good to include one.

Does Sailor Uranus’ hair count as a “May I speak to the manager?” haircut? Because I kind of want it.

Seriously. When can I buy her album?

Goddamn I cannot wait until Hillary smokes this turkey at the debates.

Yes please.

Crescent City California? It's amazing they found a not wrecked hotel room for him to wreck.

Yes. I watched it on a plane and was trying to subdue my sobs.

I do appreciate Hiddleston, I just like Bettany’s voice and gravitas. I also love Master and Commander and want a sequel desperately.

Have you seen the pics of Tom Hardy with the princes from the polo match? He’s so teeny tiny I want to keep him in my pocket.

Yes, but it's not really fair to impose human values on fish. Unless you're Kayne West.

Thank you! When is Pixar going to address the sequential hermaphroditism of clown fish? #NemoTruther #SexHormonesCantMeltSteelBeams

No thanks.

I hate Libertarians so much. Their policies have the depth of a mud puddle.