Why am I not surprised this is Australia. My countrymen have no chill.

President Obama is pulling some amazing trolls over on the Republicans. I hope they bring him as much joy as they bring me.

I like her quilt.

I have absolutely no personal experience here, but my advice would be to proceed with caution and trust your gut. Especially the religious guilt one.

Canberra and Thredbo are absolutely gorgeous this time of year, but I’m a local and so very biased. 😉 Enjoy Oz.

Chemical Brothers + Beck. Party like its 1996.

I made the decision to watch Magic Mike XXL on a plane (I blame jetlag) and I was cry laughing at this scene. 😂

Would.

Starred for “Thanks Turnbull”.

They actually show GoT at exactly the same time as the US in Australia now to try and reduce piracy. But it's still on pay tv so people download it anyway.

I mean, John McCain was pro-choice at one point, so Trump’s not the first Republican to change his stance when running for president.

Gotta go with their cover of The Cars “You’re All I’ve Got Tonight”. No video, except where it was featured in that 90s Val Kilmer classic The Saint.

I’m a mid-thirties child-free atheist who was raised by agnostics and I totally celebrate secular Christmas and Easter. At this point it’s part of western culture.

Wasn't a Hemsworth the Younger fan until I saw The Dressmaker. Yum.

@Tig except if you’re Australian, then it means “you’re welcome”.

Starred for “jerkins”.

I'mma let you finish, but Halloween scary stores is the best time of the year on Jezebel.

Slightly related: A high school acquaintance on FB’s wife just had twin boys. Someone got them “Goose” and “Maverick” onesies. I was like “but Goose dies...” It's weird right? No one wants to be Goose.

Too soon, dude, too soon. 😞