Agree with you on principle. See also: thanking God for medical recovery. Nothing for the doctors who facilitated it.

Can’t believe no one has mentioned the lovely (heh) town of Yass NSW, known for its hilarious billboard.

Being a whale is awesome. Highly recommend.

Right? Come for the French decadence, stay for the fucking.

Seems like the perfect time to pull out this CAH cracker I got last year.

I really really like the two white dresses in this collection, but I wish there was a V-neck option. I don’t want to look like the Michelin Man.

Forgive my obliviousness, just woke up on the West Coast. :)

I don’t know. He craves attention so much that would have fed his ego even more. I think her (slightly) more subtle call out was probably best.

Sorry Brit Brit, I already married him!

I’m indifferent to Taylor, and usually enjoy Kayne’s antics, but I’m loving this call out. As they say, success is the best revenge.

Harsh, but fair.

I disagree. The Grammys are the show for crazy shit. Red carpet fashion has gotten so boring; how many mermaid dresses do we really need?

Only with incandescent bulbs. The newer bulbs are designed not to heat up as much (why they use less energy).

And it’s so much faster to wash your hair. There are no downsides other than the inappropriate comments from busybodies.

Having short hair is the best!

That’s cute as hell. I have an overwhelming desire to make you a fox baby quilt to match.

I got Benghazi’d on a social media post this week! Felt so good deleting that shit.

Let's be real, if my vagina was in charge of voting, Tom Hardy would be my candidate, despite being British.

Sometimes your old dog decides to be an asshole and does it, despite being taken out/walked. Trust me, it's not ok, but you just deal with it.

I used to volunteer there. MMCs are the best.