Holy mother of God.

I do Sydney to LAX yearly. It’s 13+ hour flight. I’m sorry, but I change into sweatpants and take off my bra (I wear my fleece jumper, no one can tell) after I get on the plane. It’s 13 fucking hours in cattle class, anything I can do to be more comfy is warranted. #SorryNotSorry

If it’s the coalition side it’s already full of babies. Right? 😂

This righteous rant is a thing of fucking beauty.

Hell yes. Salty bitches for Hillary!

Fine. Just pass the fucking ERA already!

Came for this. I can't believe they got that past the censors.

I’m not pretty (maybe cute, but not pretty), but I quickly learned I had to use my intelligence otherwise I would have gotten nowhere in the dating world. You can be pretty and dumb, but not ugly and dumb.

I had a friend come over to help me a few weekends ago and she brought her slippers. She said “we’re good enough friends I can wear my slippers.” She's a genius.

I pretended it was a horror movie.

Kayne just has a lot of feels, and isn't good at communicating them succinctly, except in rap form.

I’ve just started reading romance (thanks to Kelly’s columns) and she's going on my to read list immediately. Victorian England was getting old.

Ewan McGregor can whack my moon any day.

As a feminist who quilts, I say...

Tom always gets my vote.

The Neverending Story gave me nightmares for years. The whole concept of The Nothing was way too existential for a five year old.

I did this for my husband a few years ago and he loved it. Nothing says eternal love like a cockroach.

Same filter used on Bigfoot and UFO footage. Curious.

The Australian delegation will fully back you on this matter.

God I've missed this crazy ass show.