pearlcrabs
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What is it with airplane mirrors? You can see every pore in your whole face in those things.

OMG! I got one. I fly annually between Australia and California. I have flown United only once.

She is stunning. I also shamefully covet that fur.

Opals are so underrated.

Good luck! Fist bump to my fellow renters. 👊

I like you and enjoyed your salty rant. Carry on!

Any chance of making a counteroffer on rent? Half the increase? Or a new air con installed as part of the agreement? It’s cheaper for a landlord to keep a tenant than to go through the hassle of finding a new one.

Guy sounds like a drama queen. Ignore him like Mariah Carey ignores J.Lo.

Fuuuuuck those people. Carry on being awesome, you!

Can we add Warm Bodies to this? I went in with low expectations, but really enjoyed it.

Yes. I got one for my annual long haul between Sydney and LAX and it's worth it. Anything that makes economy class one iota more comfortable is worth it.

And don't forget thin.

Truth! Ashley was a boring asshole. What did she see in him?

So can we pass the fucking ERA already since we sorted the Draft excuse out? Only 30 years late.

Mildred Pierce was incredible and this movie looks fab. Go Kate go!

I never really got the Hiddles obsession, but then I saw Only Lovers Left Alive, and *schwing*! 😍

I have been dying to know how this dog poops.

I feel you. I once told my husband if he asked me what was for dinner one more time, we were getting a divorce. He’s gotten way better thank God. This article was helpful.

It was on the other night. Still holds up.

This is slightly better than the teaser, but yeah, not gonna be good.