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No joke. I caught a nasty cold on a cruise ship that completely put a damper on the first two days of QuiltCon.

And pretty bullshit too. While there is the bronzed Aussie stereotype, compared to Americans, they are far less macho. I joke that I had to come Down Under to find a guy who could deal with me being a boss bitch, but it’s pretty close to the truth.

WITNESS ME!!!

No, it was more like “America sucks and here’s why...” I told him to shut up, but he thought it was dirty talk.

It’s funny that you mention atheism, because I never felt I could “come out” as an atheist publicly until I left the USA. I know at least one former employer who probably, legally, would have fired me on the spot.

Anything off Zero 7’s Simple Things album, but “Distractions” with vocals by Sia is my fave. So hot. That album could get you pregnant.

You must be South of the State of Jefferson because those guys jizz their pants for Trump.

Holy (literally) shit. 😳😇

Uhg, that’s awful you have to deal with that.

I’ve seen some weird shit on Pinterest, but that takes the cake.

I would watch that man read the phone book. He doesn’t even need to read it out loud.

Funky Beck is back baby!

NATO phonetic alphabet for the win!

I have been missing something in music lately, and now I know what it is. Welcome back Ms. Jackson.

Karen Abbott’s new book Liar Temptress Soldier Spy and Civil War women was good. Would recommend to history buffs.

I watched the zombie romance movie he was in and it was surprisingly good. And he's over 18 thank god.

Exactly! For us, this is just spring.

All I could think was “big deal, magpies do this every spring.” So for Aussies, I suppose it’s funny that this is causing such a disruption, when for us, it’s normal.

I self-identify as an insufferable know-it-all. That would confuse me too.

I had to break up with a Canadian guy because he would not shut up about how much America sucked. It was the Bush years, I know America sucks, but I don't need to hear that during foreplay.