“You’re smarter than you look.”

Tempting, but don’t want to dox myself. 😉

I considered an amazing octopus fascinator, but the tricorne matched my dress better. Next time. 🐙

I had a pirate party to attend (don’t ask) and was seriously tempted to order a ship hat off Etsy. Couldn’t justify $90. I ended up with a cute mini tricorne.

Absolutely correct. I have no idea why it's rated R.

Although I am not Christian, I considered seeing it to make up my own mind about the movie. When I heard about the torture porn portion, I said NOPE. Never seen any of it.

Bulldogs give the best side eye.

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

I went for the second time last weekend and I’m contemplating a third before it’s out of theatres. WITNESS ME!!!!

Yes, but less access to guns, so the crazy evens out.

Dude. Go see Mad Max again.

Don’t forget about Tom Hardy’s glorious MySpace. Thank you Tom.

Uhh, that song is on repeat in the waiting room for Hell. 🙉

As a mixed breed bulldog owner, I can confirm. Wonderful, loving, lazy-ass dogs.

People who are into science, ghosts, UFOs, conspiracies...

Maybe it’s to ensure Kayne’s not the biggest douche in the room?

Awesome thanks. I'm from NorCal proper as well.

Yeah, at least people in the north are pretty chill; just say “maaaaate” and hand them a beer and all is well.

It took me years before I'd order through a drive thru because the Aussies couldn't understand my Californian accent thought the speaker. You are not alone my friend.

There is definitely a thicker accent in the North. Especially the men. I’ve been here ten years and I still get one even once and awhile that trips me up.