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It's the uncanny valley for these two.

I reckon Australia is a dark horse. Go Guy!

The billions of dollars probably make a difference too. She hasn’t been a regular person with regular problems for a long time.

Not Lieutenant Dan. :(

I ❤️ Mr Fusspot.

I’m an old. I graduated in ‘04. Still nice to run into another Lumberjack.

Sweet Jesus. 😳 What year?

Waves at fellow HSU alum. Hopes you weren’t in my dorm.

This plus a private chef is totally my pick.

Is that you Dr Moreau?

This is my dream when I retire. Of course I'm Gen Y so I'll be 85 by the time this happens.

Where does it poop? 😟😟😟

Yep, not gonna lie, I’d climb him like a weirwood tree.

No, she just can’t be bothered unless she can click “invite all” to her stupid sales pitch. Honestly, the only reason I haven’t unfriended is the hilarious hate reads I get from some posts (“thank you Jesus for my new car and trip to Disneyland”). I’ve given up on people who can’t be bothered to make a little time for…

I’ve picked up some Margaret Atwood recently and have been loving her writing. A Handmaid’s Tale was fascinating. I also enjoyed Alias Grace as it fulfilled my love of historical fiction. Oryx and Crake was a weird ass sci-fi post apocolypse, but boy, does it stay with you.

Yep. Nothing pisses me off more (hyperbole) than getting a goddamn Jamberry party invite, that I can't buy from, when they won't bother to have coffee with me when I travelled 8,000 miles to come home to visit. 😑😑😑

Star Trek IV can make a shitty day so much better.

Goddamn I love Sami Brady. She has both the best and worst taste in men at literally the same time.