So, basically, the Great Schism?

Looks to me like TWO things melted, thankyouverymuch.

Kind of but not really slow news. It’s pretty much the ‘light side’ of the extraordinarily brutal (and deadly) summer it’s been to Japan as a whole; crazy rain floods, and now well-above-average temperatures.

Would you prefer reading that Dolt 45 has tweeted us into a shooting war?

I’m surprised he wasn’t fired for letting a non-employee handle merchandise and participate in employee activities. Liability! That’s how jaded my heart’s been lately. So, I was relieved.

This is what happens when you go gluten-free.

Jesus Christ.

Everything sucks and we’re just looking for an excuse to feel better.  I can see how people would donate a few bucks to give themselves a little boost.

Right, I’m recommending the recipe for Peruvian cebiche, not CaliMexican “ceviche.”

This is nice, but my cold, dead heart can only see how far we’ve lowered the bar for what qualifies as inspirational. The worker was simply acting like a decent human being; that should be the baseline.

Company With Unsustainable Business Plan Unable To Sustain Business As Planned 

I feel like Chuck E. Cheese should be exempt from health guidelines. Nothing they do in the kitchen could make the food less sanitary than any given surface of the play area.

This kid got full-on Tom Sawyer'd though, right?

130... imagine having to count droppings to that level of accuracy.

And it’s almost a positive that the pool patrollers gave us this fantastic moment:

George Zimmerman wasn’t eligible because he went pro in 2015 

I’m with Mom.

Mike, I’m impressed. These are all excellent matchups with no clear winner.

I’d say Pence. He’s “proud” of his religious fanaticism, Constitution be damned, yet is still the groveling asskisser to a sociopath who could not be further from following any religion-based ethic and morals. You’d think the cognitive dissonance couldn’t be resolved by Pence’s mind, so his actions prove he doesn’t…

Bordeaux is a blend.  Blend =/= bad.