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It is a great tactic for Country Time. They get to imply that Country Time is actually lemonade instead of just lemon tasting chemicals and sugar.

Onion Inc. and Gizmodo Media should do this at least once a year for all their sites.

You’re welcome

God, I wish I were as capable as Charlie most days.

If grandma were a wedding DJ, this bean dish was her equivalent of Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration.”

*waves from Houston*

She ran the hell out of that campaign. She came by my house (I live in Athens) to introduce herself and drop off materials and ask if she could put a sign in my yard. Her group sent out follow up texts to remind people to vote and she even called on election day to make sure I voted. Heck yes I voted and I voted for

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FIFY.

Everyone should consider unionizing. Period.

That, coupled with the first part of his statement (“he’s pretty sure he’s never been racist and is happy to have these sorts of conversations...”) makes me suspect about the entire thing. This would still be a failure even if the entire staff was the wokest of the woke. But the way this guy phrased it makes it sound

This bartender “gets black customers who are visibly uncomfortable with having a white bartender”? Dude, you can put away your cards, you just answered your own question. What a stupid fuck.

Thank you for writing this.

Right? I read that as, “I’m not really sure how to interact with black people, so I project my discomfort onto them.”

That’s a great point.

Are you high or just incredibly stupid?

“sometimes he gets black customers who are visibly uncomfortable with having a white bartender.”

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

Nah, she’ll blame everyone else but herself.

How long before Tim Allen and Roseanne will be standing back to back in one of those rotating chyron promos during summer baseball games?