No utensils, or dishes... I’m picturing millenials all pawing at gruel with their sullied hands, grunting gibberish about the Twitters at each other like an isolated undocumented language.

Just waiting for the follow-up hot take about Millennials spending too much money on avocado tuna toast.

As a fake old millennial (Gen X) I do own a can opener which I use for Black Beans.

It wasn’t even really a bar fight, it was a non-fight. Some people got shoved. In watching the video again, it’s clear the the girl shoves Hunt’s friend at the same time hung comes barreling out of the room, knocking into the same friend who falls into the girl. Also, she never touched the wall when she falls, and her…

Ah, what? Most of the USPS is going to get a paid holiday? I’m also mourning President Bush, whom I actually met, but I don’t think that this is a good reason to waste the taxpayers money. And I think Bush would agree.

Honestly, I can’t help but feel like this entire story is racialized as hell.

Thank you for writing this!

especially with all the texans out here now

This asshole should be banned forever. Racism is always unacceptable, but it’s especially so when you support—or claim to support—a club with a history of opposing bigotry. Ignorant fuck.

Smoked brisket is wonderful, and very forgiving of novice smokers. The key really is to go low & slow. You can smoke it for a full 8 hours or just 4 hours and then slow cook it the rest of the time, and end up with a delicious hunk of meat either way. The only thing you shouldn’t do is rush it.

Bigger isn't always better, especially when you're overcompensating for deficiencies in other... areas.

Gregg Berhalter... the 2nd rate manager of a 2nd rate club of a 10th rate soccer league? This is why we can’t have nice things. Looking forward to part 2 of American Fiasco.

Congrats to Mexico and Costa Rica on qualifying for 2022. Looking forward to the contest between Panama and Honduras for that last guaranteed spot.

One: you’re not anonymous, you are Nerd11135, we know you, nerd.

Two: you are otherwise correct, carry on

One: Please stop trying to show you’re a hip, swingin’ card by trying to put the band’s song titles into the text of the article at every opportunity. It’s not working.

One of the funny things about Milo is, he used to have a somewhat scary reputation before people knew what he looked like. (Personally, I imagined him to be a big hairy dude like a Greek orthodox priest.) Then he started appearing in public, and immediately his mystique just collapsed, as people said “Wait, this is…

I think my favourite is:

“Paris Hilton is NOT the best authority to quote here. Stick to Camille Paglia.”

He’s not on a speaking basis with reality.

Wait, so this motherfucker thinks other people are ugly?

I read the whole twitter thread and I gotta say: those notes were hilarious. Especially when he was called out multiple times for not saying the truth. One of my favs (I’m paraphrasing): ‘you can’t say that ugly people are drawn to the left. Have you seen people at the Trump rally?’